If the women don’t find you handsome, at least they should find you handy…
Some other quotes from the Red Green Show:
•Thinking is not a good thing when you’re feeling smart.
•Some people give their creations to their friends but there’s a risk of them returning the favor.
•Anybody can impress a naïve young girl. It’s a lot harder with a woman who’s been around the block a few times.
•A will is your last chance to make a point. And nobody can talk back.
•If your wife stops talking, always wait a full minute before speaking: she may not be finished.
•Don’t talk to your wife on the telephone unless you’re a professional.
•There’s a general feeling among the guys that anybody who has a lot of knowledge, education, or accurate information is probably boring.
•Men prefer to go on gut feeling. Not that we have a lot of guts, but most of us have a lot of gut.
•Men aren’t lost; they just go the long way.
•Don’t just keep talking until you think of something worth saying. You may not.
•Reading the instructions is like cheating.
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